Nicole Calasich is a comedian based in San Francisco. She performs regularly at major clubs and intimate rooms including the SF Punchline, Cobb’s, Lost Weekend Video, and Doc's Lab. Her humor is big words smartcool and her penchant for incisive audience rapport is the dumbest. She performs all over the country and has opened for greats like Iliza Shlesinger and Myq Kaplan. Nicole produces three shows: Attractive Camp, Brave New Jokes, and Jokelandish. These are top-drawer comedy events, sure, but are also humble offerings to the great and powerful Xenu. Nicole is available for bookings until the Scientologists find her.